Local Adelaide man, Pete (24) has recently come out blaming the coronavirus pandemic for his extensive dry run in bed. … More
Category: Local Antics
‘He’s the Mitch Marsh of our office’: Useless employee still not fired
Craig (36) has done fuck all since he was hired in 2014 — coincidentally the same year Mitch Marsh made his Test debut.
Turning down car radio essential to finding street park, study shows
Groundbreaking Australian research has found turning down the volume of a car radio is imperative to finding a vacant street … More
One Friday pint escalates into night to fucking remember
“One pint led to two… and two led to 10 — what else can I say?” he said.
Hunt for last chip in the bowl causes awkward atmosphere at family dinner
A smooth sailing catch up at the in-laws’ place was soon tipped on its head when eyes were suddenly drawn … More
Missus dusts off picnic rug for another long summer of faking interest in grade cricket
As the South Australian amateur cricket league gets into full swing for the 2018/19 season, girlfriends around the state have … More
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