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Players conclude it is unlikely the guy wearing bright orange boots is a good bloke

Players from Beaumont United’s B grade, an Adelaide amateur league side, concluded that a member of the opposition is unlikely to … More

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Former Australian cricketer pursues new career in relief teaching

Following his career as a one-day specialist, Australian cricket legend, Nathan Bracken, is now the most sought-after relief teacher across NSW. Bracken, … More

australia, career, cricket, education, funny, Nathan Bracken, NSW, ODI, relief, satire, teacher, teaching, World Cup

Ablett opens clinic to support fellow leather poisoning victims

Gold Coast Suns veteran, Gary Ablett, yesterday unveiled new plans for a ‘leather poisoning’ clinic in Melbourne’s northern suburbs after … More

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Stay-at-home Dad identifies as domestic Shane Watson

While he may not be padding up to bat at the MCG, house husband and father of three, Dave, 35, … More

allrounder, cricket, domestic, funny, house husband, satire, Shane Watson, Stay at home Dad

Renshaw chosen to ‘defend Australia’ ahead of North Korea Test Series

After being dubbed Australia’s slowest-scoring batsman, Foreign Minister Julie Bishop, has selected Matt Renshaw to negotiate what she labels North Korean … More

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‘Back when I used to play centre-half for the 1s…’: Bloke who never played 1s

“Every time we’re at the dinner table, he’ll drop one of his footy stories.” These are the words of Sam, 17, who says his old … More

1s, adelaide, AFL, australia, Bloke, footy, Injury, SANFL, satire, Sport

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