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Never-seen-before market opens up for punters for Origin Game One

Australian betting companies have opened up a new market for punters, taking bets on how many times Channel Nine commentators will drop…

australia, Betting, Channel 9, Market, Origin, Punters, satire, Slater, State of Origin, Thurston

Private school mums unintentionally set new world record

A group of Adelaide eastern suburbs private school mums have set a new world record for the amount of BMW…

4WD, adelaide, australia, BMW, comedy, funny, Hitler, Luxury, Mercedes, Mum, private school, satire, Sushi, World Record, WW2

Adelaide hospitality worker suggests ending a Sunday sesh somewhere other than Zhivago

Deep into the dungeons of Zhivago, more commonly known as ‘Zhivs’ or ‘Zhivvies’, is where workers in all realms of…

adelaide, Basement, Club, comedy, funny, hospitality, Hospo, Nightclub, satire, Sunday, Therapy, Zhivago, Zhivs

Messi is a magical ring-bearing Hobbit sent from Middle-Earth: LOTR enthusiast

A Lord of the Rings enthusiast, who is clinically obsessed with the series and struggles to separate the fictional world…

Barcelona, comedy, football, funny, Hobbit, LOTR, Messi, Pique, Ring, satire, soccer

Slow news day marred by yet another Cassie Sainsbury update

Just as journalists in the newsrooms of Australia’s largest media corporations were twiddling their thumbs over another ordinary day, reports came…

australia, Cassie Sainsbury, Colombia, Drugs, Journalist, Media, News, News Corp, satire, Schapelle Corbby

Man throws tantrum after bartender puts a straw in his drink

A grown-man has chucked a wobbly after a bartender placed a straw in his scotch and coke following the completion…

angry, aussie, banter, funny, hospitality, Local, satire, scotch, tantrum, tosser

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