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Uncanny correlation between celebs bleaching hair and career slumps, research finds

Celebrities who bleach their hair blonde are most likely enduring a career slump, stage of severe unpopularity or lack of … More

celebrity, comedy, david beckham, Eminem, funny, hair, justin bieber, katy perry, Messi, miley cyrus, satire, zayn

Bloke who usually dishes out rubbish calls comes good with a ripper 

Friendship circles around the country are often stricken by one bloke notorious for dishing out shit calls. Adelaide university student, Matt, … More

aussie, australia, beers, Bloke, comedy, funny, ripper, satire, shit call, social media, TEDs, the boys

Private school mums unintentionally set new world record

A group of Adelaide eastern suburbs private school mums have set a new world record for the amount of BMW … More

4WD, adelaide, australia, BMW, comedy, funny, Hitler, Luxury, Mercedes, Mum, private school, satire, Sushi, World Record, WW2

Slow news day marred by yet another Cassie Sainsbury update

Just as journalists in the newsrooms of Australia’s largest media corporations were twiddling their thumbs over another ordinary day, reports came … More

australia, Cassie Sainsbury, Colombia, Drugs, Journalist, Media, News, News Corp, satire, Schapelle Corbby

Players conclude it is unlikely the guy wearing bright orange boots is a good bloke

Players from Beaumont United’s B grade, an Adelaide amateur league side, concluded that a member of the opposition is unlikely to … More

adelaide, amateur, australia, bale, boots, comedy, cristiano, haircut, player, pretty boy, ronaldo, satire, soccer, wanker

Local missus wakes up next to boyfriend’s arm freshly decorated in nightclub entry stamps

An Adelaide woman has questioned her boyfriend following a controversial Saturday night out, which he originally claimed was going to … More

australia, boyfriend, brunch, funny, girlfriend, Hindley Street, missus, morning, Nightclub, satire, saturday

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