An Adelaide girl has become renowned for namedropping her wealthy dad into any conversation she possibly can. But Grace, 20,…
Mooy more likely to grow full head of hair than Socceroos to beat Chile by two or more, scientist claims
In the wake of Australia’s FIFA Confederations Cup do or die clash against Chile, an Australian scientist has claimed it’s…
University student with average GPA loves clinging on to ATAR
While a high ATAR (Australian Tertiary Admission Rank) seemed the epitome of success during the latter years of high school,…
Old bloke loses the plot when told XXXX Gold is the only Aussie beer available on flight
An Adelaide man has been left in a coma following a shocking incident on a Qantas flight from Adelaide to…
A case of ‘Namaste-itis’: White girl cannot stop saying namaste following trip to find herself
An Australian private school graduate has returned covered head to toe in henna along with many other pseudo-hippie traits after her…
Dad watching TV reckons he is ‘keeping an eye’ on the barbie
A local missus has had a worrying night after her husband said he would “take care of tonight’s tea”. Alarm…
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