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Ablett opens clinic to support fellow leather poisoning victims

Gold Coast Suns veteran, Gary Ablett, yesterday unveiled new plans for a ‘leather poisoning’ clinic in Melbourne’s northern suburbs after … More

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Cafe attempts to make cappuccino hot enough to satisfy elderly couple

After ordering two cappuccinos extra weak, extra hot and in mugs, an elderly Burnside couple were left bemused after their … More

australia, Barista, Cafe, Coffee, comedy, elderly, funny, Hot, Lol, satire

“Carn … have you ever seen an Asian tradie?”: Bill Shorten defends Labor’s ad campaign

Lashings via social media and other mainstream news haven’t deterred Labor leader Bill Shorten, who remains adamant he incorporated diversity in the party’s … More

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Bloke takes up entire urinal to prevent others from pissing next to him

While it seemed like a standard evening of sinking brews and a cheeky punt with the fellas, the night soon inflicted anxiety … More

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Renshaw chosen to ‘defend Australia’ ahead of North Korea Test Series

After being dubbed Australia’s slowest-scoring batsman, Foreign Minister Julie Bishop, has selected Matt Renshaw to negotiate what she labels North Korean … More

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‘Back when I used to play centre-half for the 1s…’: Bloke who never played 1s

“Every time we’re at the dinner table, he’ll drop one of his footy stories.” These are the words of Sam, 17, who says his old … More

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