A local missus has had a worrying night after her husband said he would “take care of tonight’s tea”. Alarm … More
Author: The Mankad
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Complaints filed against cranky old codger who loves hogging machines
Regulars at an Adelaide gym have lodged official complaints to their gym’s head office regarding a ‘frustrating old bloke’, who … More
Dilemma in the park: Mates go for a kick of footy but no one brings the footy
A group of amateur footy players took it upon themselves to head down to the local park and lace a … More
Man dubiously buys himself top-shelf scotch while ordering the missus a house bubbles behind her back
Last weekend an Adelaide man allegedly bought himself a top-shelf whisky, while getting his wife a house bubbles, much to … More
Uncanny correlation between celebs bleaching hair and career slumps, research finds
Celebrities who bleach their hair blonde are most likely enduring a career slump, stage of severe unpopularity or lack of … More
Bloke who usually dishes out rubbish calls comes good with a ripper
Friendship circles around the country are often stricken by one bloke notorious for dishing out shit calls. Adelaide university student, Matt, … More
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