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Players conclude it is unlikely the guy wearing bright orange boots is a good bloke

Players from Beaumont United’s B grade, an Adelaide amateur league side, concluded that a member of the opposition is unlikely to…

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Local missus wakes up next to boyfriend’s arm freshly decorated in nightclub entry stamps

An Adelaide woman has questioned her boyfriend following a controversial Saturday night out, which he originally claimed was going to…

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Former Australian cricketer pursues new career in relief teaching

Following his career as a one-day specialist, Australian cricket legend, Nathan Bracken, is now the most sought-after relief teacher across NSW. Bracken,…

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Local rapper will go to any lengths to disagree with public opinion on mainstream music

A 20 year old Melbourne rapper and producer has come out crucifying the current global hip hop and rap scene — claiming…

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Ablett opens clinic to support fellow leather poisoning victims

Gold Coast Suns veteran, Gary Ablett, yesterday unveiled new plans for a ‘leather poisoning’ clinic in Melbourne’s northern suburbs after…

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Cafe attempts to make cappuccino hot enough to satisfy elderly couple

After ordering two cappuccinos extra weak, extra hot and in mugs, an elderly Burnside couple were left bemused after their…

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