“Every time we’re at the dinner table, he’ll drop one of his footy stories.” These are the words of Sam, 17, who says his old…
Middle-aged bloke flamboyantly orders ‘expresso’ martinis for him and the missus after dinner
On finishing his pre-purchased Groupon anniversary dinner’s main course, Brett, 42, believed it was time to impress the bartender. “Can I get…
Group of girls claim they’re not going on New Caledonia cruise just to upload bikini Snapchats
A Sydney hipster has branded a group of girls ‘basic’ after eavesdropping that they bought cruise tickets from Sydney to New Caledonia for…
Man ditches mates, treks Rundle Mall alone to chase Tinder match
After a solo stroll while staring at his iPhone’s homescreen, local adolescent, Johnny, 20, found himself alone searching for his Tinder…
It is impossible to eat rice with chopsticks, Aussie Dad claims
After a weeknight dinner with the missus and the kids at one of Melbourne’s renowned Chinese eateries, Footscray resident, Peter, 34,…
Eastern Suburbs woman publicly shamed for ordering the ‘house white’
A pub located in Adelaide’s East, is the last place you’d expect conflict and savagery to occur. But last weekend, 38–year–old Norwood resident, Jane…
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