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Dad watching TV reckons he is ‘keeping an eye’ on the barbie

A local missus has had a worrying night after her husband said he would “take care of tonight’s tea”. Alarm … More

aussie, australia, barbie, comedy, dad, footy, humour, missus, multitasking, satire, smoke, snags, VB

Complaints filed against cranky old codger who loves hogging machines

Regulars at an Adelaide gym have lodged official complaints to their gym’s head office regarding a ‘frustrating old bloke’, who … More

annoying, aussie, australia, comedy, fit, Fitness, fly, funny, gym, hog, machine, old man, problems, satire

Bloke who usually dishes out rubbish calls comes good with a ripper 

Friendship circles around the country are often stricken by one bloke notorious for dishing out shit calls. Adelaide university student, Matt, … More

aussie, australia, beers, Bloke, comedy, funny, ripper, satire, shit call, social media, TEDs, the boys

Man throws tantrum after bartender puts a straw in his drink

A grown-man has chucked a wobbly after a bartender placed a straw in his scotch and coke following the completion … More

angry, aussie, banter, funny, hospitality, Local, satire, scotch, tantrum, tosser

Local rapper will go to any lengths to disagree with public opinion on mainstream music

A 20 year old Melbourne rapper and producer has come out crucifying the current global hip hop and rap scene — claiming … More

aussie, Australian, dope, hip hop, mainstream, music, rap, rapper

It is impossible to eat rice with chopsticks, Aussie Dad claims

After a weeknight dinner with the missus and the kids at one of Melbourne’s renowned Chinese eateries, Footscray resident, Peter, 34, … More

aussie, Chinese, Chopsticks, Culinary, fairdinkum, food, satire

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