After being dubbed Australia’s slowest-scoring batsman, Foreign Minister Julie Bishop, has selected Matt Renshaw to negotiate what she labels North Korean … More
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Cafe fined after its lattes and flat whites were deemed identical
An Adelaide cafe found guilty of making flat whites, lattes and even cappuccinos as the same coffee, has been ‘deceiving’ customers by … More
‘Back when I used to play centre-half for the 1s…’: Bloke who never played 1s
“Every time we’re at the dinner table, he’ll drop one of his footy stories.” These are the words of Sam, 17, who says his old … More
Middle-aged bloke flamboyantly orders ‘expresso’ martinis for him and the missus after dinner
On finishing his pre-purchased Groupon anniversary dinner’s main course, Brett, 42, believed it was time to impress the bartender. “Can I get … More
Group of girls claim they’re not going on New Caledonia cruise just to upload bikini Snapchats
A Sydney hipster has branded a group of girls ‘basic’ after eavesdropping that they bought cruise tickets from Sydney to New Caledonia for … More
Man ditches mates, treks Rundle Mall alone to chase Tinder match
After a solo stroll while staring at his iPhone’s homescreen, local adolescent, Johnny, 20, found himself alone searching for his Tinder … More
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