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Slow news day marred by yet another Cassie Sainsbury update

Just as journalists in the newsrooms of Australia’s largest media corporations were twiddling their thumbs over another ordinary day, reports came … More

australia, Cassie Sainsbury, Colombia, Drugs, Journalist, Media, News, News Corp, satire, Schapelle Corbby

Man throws tantrum after bartender puts a straw in his drink

A grown-man has chucked a wobbly after a bartender placed a straw in his scotch and coke following the completion … More

angry, aussie, banter, funny, hospitality, Local, satire, scotch, tantrum, tosser

Players conclude it is unlikely the guy wearing bright orange boots is a good bloke

Players from Beaumont United’s B grade, an Adelaide amateur league side, concluded that a member of the opposition is unlikely to … More

adelaide, amateur, australia, bale, boots, comedy, cristiano, haircut, player, pretty boy, ronaldo, satire, soccer, wanker

Local missus wakes up next to boyfriend’s arm freshly decorated in nightclub entry stamps

An Adelaide woman has questioned her boyfriend following a controversial Saturday night out, which he originally claimed was going to … More

australia, boyfriend, brunch, funny, girlfriend, Hindley Street, missus, morning, Nightclub, satire, saturday

Former Australian cricketer pursues new career in relief teaching

Following his career as a one-day specialist, Australian cricket legend, Nathan Bracken, is now the most sought-after relief teacher across NSW. Bracken, … More

australia, career, cricket, education, funny, Nathan Bracken, NSW, ODI, relief, satire, teacher, teaching, World Cup

Cafe attempts to make cappuccino hot enough to satisfy elderly couple

After ordering two cappuccinos extra weak, extra hot and in mugs, an elderly Burnside couple were left bemused after their … More

australia, Barista, Cafe, Coffee, comedy, elderly, funny, Hot, Lol, satire

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