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Complaints filed against cranky old codger who loves hogging machines

Regulars at an Adelaide gym have lodged official complaints to their gym’s head office regarding a ‘frustrating old bloke’, who…

annoying, aussie, australia, comedy, fit, Fitness, fly, funny, gym, hog, machine, old man, problems, satire

Dilemma in the park: Mates go for a kick of footy but no one brings the footy

A group of amateur footy players took it upon themselves to head down to the local park and lace a…

AFL, australia, comedy, fellas, footy, funny, kick, leg, satire

Man dubiously buys himself top-shelf scotch while ordering the missus a house bubbles behind her back

Last weekend an Adelaide man allegedly bought himself a top-shelf whisky, while getting his wife a house bubbles, much to…

Uncanny correlation between celebs bleaching hair and career slumps, research finds

Celebrities who bleach their hair blonde are most likely enduring a career slump, stage of severe unpopularity or lack of…

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Bloke who usually dishes out rubbish calls comes good with a ripper 

Friendship circles around the country are often stricken by one bloke notorious for dishing out shit calls. Adelaide university student, Matt,…

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Male gym members flock to do bicep curls as hot girl approaches dumbbell rack

During Monday night’s post-work peak hour, male members of a Melbourne gym were seen racing to do bicep curls after…

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